AA: i am very much alive
AA: and i intend to stay that way :)ROLLS AROUND AND PRESSES MY HANDS TO MY FACE MY HEART IS JUST KIND OF LIKE THIS MASSIVE FIELD OF SUNFLOWERS AND SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW
I LOVE THIS HORRIBLE COMIC. I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S GOING TO LEAVE ME SOBBING LATER BUT I AM SO INVESTED IN ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS AND THEY’RE JUST
SO CUTE
AND SHE’S SO HAPPY
AND EVERYTHING IS SO WONDERFUL RIGHT NOW
I JUST
DONT EVEN HAVE WORDS TO EXPRESS MY FEELS
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
(via oak23)
Does that mean Dirk is actually an amazing artist in the Homestuck universe?
I mean, it’s practically photo-realistic.
This also came to my mind.
This is legit.
He is an amazing artist.
oh my god
(via oak23)
Dirk and Jake obviously make the best Hawkeye and Black Widow.
when people tell me homosexual couples getting married is unnatural
I WILL SHOW THEM
WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN STRAIGHT COUPLES GET MARRIED
same sex couples ruining the sanctity of marriage MY ASS
(via oak23)
I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew (a capella) - Eddie Morton
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there’s women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!
I’m a member of the Midnight Crew
I’m a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
The fun it doesn’t stop ‘til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what’s the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!
I’m a member of the Midnight Crew
I’m a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
I never shall forget the night I made Six Rappers’ Run
Although I didn’t have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!
I’m a member of the Midnight Crew
I’m a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you’ll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
(Source: sircharlesofbutt, via oak23)
i think i just now adopted the headcanon that rose doesnt shave her armpits
she shaves her legs
but not her...
So I...
“Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin decided to join S.H.I.E.L.D”.
